Don't harm any innocents while on your adventure.
Don't let a single enemy escape your wrath!
Get El Diablo hitched.
Shoot every type of innocent at least once.
Destroy 100 pieces of furniture.
Juggle a cow 30 times.
Don't let a juggled cow hit the ground for 30 seconds.
Juggle a cow a dozen times.
Find the location of El Diablo's future bride.
Beat a friend in 2 Player mode.
Earn a Real Big Score.
Complete every unique round in Real Big Shootin'.
Beat every type of special condition.
Slice 10 ducks with one shot.
Do some Real Big Shootin' and get a Real Big Multiplier.
Kill 10 Jetpack Outlaws with one shot.
Live out a childhood fantasy.
Do some Real Big Shootin' without getting hit.
Buy "Real Big Shootin'" and get a free achievement!
Purchase "El Diablo's Merican Adventure" for a free achievement!
Beat every play in one session. On Hardcore Mode. Also, never die.
Purchase everything in the bonus store.
Reach the end of "Requiem for a Gunstringer" without losing a single heart.
Win a gold medal in every act of every play.
Do something really awesome.
Win gold medals in all acts of a single play.
Don't scratch the paint while piloting a paddleboat.
Collect a gold medal, hardcore award, and 2P award in a single act.
Ride "Burrito" the Dog into the sunset.
Complete a level with "Lefty Mode" enabled.
Find an achievement hidden in a piece of concept art.
Finish an act while playing on Hardcore Mode.
Shoot all the cans in the Prologue.
Deflate the first boss in under 30 seconds.
Take down the developers.
Face Death and live to tell the tale.
Reach a Gold Medal score on a single act.
Walk amongst the dead.
Find a way to kill an undead puppet.
Kill 18,675,309,000 Skeletons.
Remember the time you scorned a woman.
Possess a lush, full beard.
Complete all acts in a play without ever dropping to one heart.
Crash into someone's house uninvited.
Listen to a different kind of narrator while you play.
Complete an act with every single modifier enabled.
Buy an achievement from the bonus store.
Spend a whole chunk of money in the bonus store.
Survive an epic battle against a kite.
Ride a rocket over a battlefield.
Kill 100 enemies while strapped to a rocket in "The Great Wall of Vengeance".
Find the Great Wall of China in an unexpected place.
Get close and personal with the Madam.
Take Andrew Jackson to the Madam's district.
Commit mass destruction with a paddleboat.
Earn cash, not health, for every heart in an act.
See things that you will never be able to unsee.
Find a place to saw some logs.
Get a crazy high kill streak.
Take down Big Oil.
Carjack a stagecoach.
Fall thousands of feet without dying.
Visit the Download Content screen to see what new content is available.
Hoard all the tacos and hearts in an act.
Close your bank account.
Complete an act with a friend.
End an artist's career.
Defy laws of physics by shooting more than six enemies without reloading.
In a shootout, play chicken with a bullet before shooting it.
Destroy the advertising plan of a small business.
